Monday, December 21, 2009
I love anything useful. What do you get when you combine
both of those loves into one thing? No, not a Reece's cup.
A Beer Pager! No, this isn't what a bartender hands you
when you walk into a busy bar so you know when your beer is
ready, this gadget is for home, BBQ's, Parties, the Beach and
yes, you can even use it in a busy bar or nightclub! No longer
will you lose your beer and be forced to buy another! No longer
will you be on your third sip and Gary the Gross guy walks up,
wipes the drool and left over food crumbs out of his mustache
that has not seen soap in the better part of a decade and inform
you that you have his drink and not yours! What is that contagious
rash again Gary? How long do I have to use the medicated
cream? Ewwe, I get shivers just thinking about it!
If you guys are like me, and by the emails I get I
know a lot of you are, you go to a party and every single time
you set a drink down you lose track of it. Even if I only drink
one drink I end up with 10 glasses through out the night. I dread
getting pulled over and an Officer asking, "How many drinks
did you have tonight?" Do you think he will believe me when I
tell him about a tenth of 10 different glasses? Good thing it has
been many years since I have even had one drink and got behind
the wheel of a car. But being responsible there does not change
the fact that I still can't keep track of what I am drinking.
Beer Pager to the rescue!
little gadgets that have been around forever that keep your
beverages cold! I know some guys who carry one in their
back pocket so they are always ready with it when someone
offers them a beer. I am sure those are the same guys that
are going to be kicking themselves when they see this and
wonder why they didn't think of it first! Any who, they take
the cooler and combine it with new technology, flair,
humor and a whole lot of genius! Your cooler now is fitted
with lights and an alarm that lets you know where your beer
is at all times. Even through a crowded room. You carry a little
pager with you or do like I did and stick it on my key chain,
then when you realize you once again lost your drink you
just push the panic button and your beer starts flashing
and calls for you with whatever style you have chosen.
I picked the Golfer one for John is a huge fan and
drives me nuts every summer dragging me to the coarse.
Now I might not be able to out drive or out putt him but I am
going to be laughing my butt off when he loses his beer and
I press my handy button and it belts out a hole in one letting
me know right where it is! You can also pick the Biker ones
and be a Harley riding Momma or at least pretend or next
time your hubby says he wants a bike give him this!
us as well that makes all those winning sounds I have never
heard when I went! They also have one that belches and
my son is driving me nuts for this one. He has a point too,
I can't tell you how many times we have gone to the beach or
a party and he has lost his pop. Andrew could lose his head in
five feet if it wasn't attached! And while I am on the losing
things, here is a suggestion to you Beer Pager Guys! Make one
that fits Baby Bottles! Do you know how many Bottles I have lost
and Rowan isn't even 6 months old. Now, I know when she is ten
I am going to move something and go, "Oh, here it is!" so
please help Moms like me and give us one with a Baby Giggle!
I would snap those up like crazy! These things are the bomb!
You know what else is the bomb? Beer Pager is going to give
a pager to one of my readers! To enter just head
over to the site and come back and tell me something you
have learned in a post! The contest starts today, December
20th and will run to January 28th at midnight!
USA and 18 and older can enter daily and the winner
will be contacted by email and have 72 hours to
contact me with their mailing information. As always
you can earn a bonus entry by entering the contest of
the day and other ways to enter are posted below.
Extra entries only count after the initial entry
1. Become a follower of my blog or
post that you are. 3 entries,
please post 3 times.
2. Enter any of my other contest. I entry
per contest, separate post for each entry.
3. Grab my button. 5 entries. Please post
4. Blog about this contest somewhere else
and post the link here. 5 Entries Please
post five times.
Hey there, while you are here don't forget to enter
my Adult Toy Shoppe and Toy Demon Contest!